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05/22/09--07:11: Fashion Show - Transform and Walk It Out (chan 1484506)

Trick up Your Sleeve: The contestants have to make a coat that turns into something else, and the non-seamstresses flounder.


05/29/09--07:15: Fashion Show - Reco Suave (chan 1484506)

The Shoe Must Go On: More ground is broken, this time with fancy heels that serve as inspiration. It's like stepping into a brand new, totally original world every time this show comes on.


06/05/09--07:59: Fashion Show - War of the Normals (chan 1484506)

Shape Shifters: The designers have to design for real people. In fashion-speak, "real people" means "aliens." So, this is practically a sci-fi horror movie episode.


06/12/09--07:53: Fashion Show - To the Hip Hop, Please Stop (chan 1484506)

Mean Girls: What would a B-girl wear as a grown up? Not a puffy vest and old lady pants? News to me.


06/19/09--07:35: Fashion Show - Isaac's Sweatshop (chan 1484506)

On The Job: The designers have to design based on Isaac's mood board. So, there are lots of plaids and blood. I'm kidding about one of those things.


06/26/09--07:58: Fashion Show - Ode to La Mode (chan 1484506)

Ode to La Mode: The designers pay homage to classic designers, but not everyone has studied their fashion history. Or read a magazine. Or bought clothes.


07/03/09--08:49: Fashion Show - Here Kitty, Kitty! (chan 1484506)

It's in the Cards: The designers have Tarot readings. Unfortunately, no one chooses a card that predicts relevance. Anna, however, creates a dress with interesting anatomical inspiration.


07/10/09--07:29: Fashion Show - Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door (chan 1484506)

Blood, Sweat and Sparkle: Among the numerous things Johnny can't do (like sewing), he also has never made an evening gown. So he does the only thing he can do -- he completely copies an evening gown he saw and liked once. Guess how that works out for him? Also, Merlin's back, bitches!


07/17/09--08:21: Fashion Show - That's a Whole Lotta Aztecs (chan 1484506)

Finale, Part 1: The collections are all surprisingly not bad -- though none of the clothes were ever as annoying as the people who made them in the first place.


07/24/09--07:54: Fashion Show - Design For Bitching (chan 1484506)

Finale Part 2, Results Show: This race is almost done. You can finally sleep again. But, first, you have to hear a bunch of designers be super-catty to each other.


11/10/10--07:03: Fashion Show - Say Iman's Name (chan 1484506)

Iman's Career In Fashion: Once upon a time, someone asked for the next Iman. They apparently got Kelly Rowland.


11/18/10--09:15: Fashion Show - I Can See Right Through You (chan 1484506)

The Human Body : The Fashion Show studies anatomy. They should consider studying the mental health of potential contestants as well.


11/24/10--13:33: Fashion Show - House of Pain (chan 1484506)

Femme Fatale: Would it surprise you to hear that trouble follows Calvin? I didn't think so.


12/01/10--09:53: Fashion Show - Hallelujah (chan 1484506)

Time Capsule: Every time period is represented, except for Blossom.


12/15/10--08:13: Fashion Show - The Sewpranos (chan 1484506)

Reel to Genteel: The New Jersey Housewives put a family-style hurt on the Orange County Housewives and commandeer a runway show for their designers.


12/22/10--08:00: Fashion Show - So Cohesive, It's Tacky (chan 1484506)

Lost and Found: Iman is furious. FURIOUS. How dare they?


01/05/11--07:52: Fashion Show - Here Comes The Wide (chan 1484506)

Civil Union: Bridalwear for those pesky "real people" types.


01/12/11--08:21: Fashion Show - Iman's Attic (chan 1484506)

Eccentric Glamour with Simon Doonan: The designers create clothes for their favorite dotty aunts.


01/19/11--06:12: Fashion Show - The Ford Has Saved Him (chan 1484506)

Elemental Fashion: Calvin gets the chance to make that "spiritual" collection that you know has been waiting inside him until the moment there was a chance to win a car.


01/26/11--07:01: Fashion Show - Project Running Game (chan 1484506)

Finale: Dominique, Jeffrey and Calvin head into the final collection. Only ONE can be in fashion. Or alive. Did you know that they added that element? The other two die. Super high stakes.